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E1
A flute – not a stringed instrument.
Double Maths.
A bouncy castle.
Adam one Christa two.
Gives himself a moustache and beard with his fingers.
Smell with the fact she can “smell every lad since the school first opened.”
E2
MurderOr.
The eggs.
He collects pencil sharpenings and is allergic to egg.
E3
A fat annoying Peter Pan.
Matt knowing where she's scared.
Like the Krays but less touchy feely.
E4
Bit of a policeman's ear.
The fact it might not be physically possible.
A concious..
E5
Her left.
Hit him.
Six toes
E6
A punch.
OFSTED.
Her nose.
E7
The basement in her building.
Rip his head off.
Brittany shops at Oxfam.
E8
Two.
A basket ball.
Black.