Cutler: "But scare them and they'll line up, loosen their collars, and bare their veins." "So, vampires are fine but werewolves are stretching it a bit?" "That looks a lot easier in films." "Who'd have thought the Old Ones would be so difficult to shop for?" "Before you reach the first major city they will have raised an arm...on Twitter." "Do we have enough crossbows and catapults? We're clearly going for a medieval vibe." "I bet the Magna Carta doesn't have nipple on it."
Rook: "Do you hear that Bobby, they have a ghost. Goodness gracious." "This is your chance to give a little something back. Big society and so forth..." "Why not, why not..." "My job was my life." "No care, all responsibility."
Hetty "Your mother is so fat her blood type is Ragu." "Sounds like a plan, but make sure they have some crayons in case I want to draw some ponies and sh*t."
Crum "I've never hurt anyone in my life. I have pets. I keep newts. Oh god my newts! "
Reading the quotes is so much fun. I forgot how much I enjoyed Cutler.
-- Edited by Random Jane on Wednesday 3rd of April 2013 03:04:52 AM
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"I should have left a clue. Like, I don't know, locking him in a cellar and tying him to a fucking radiator!"
Adam "Hey teacher! Leave that kid alone!" Yvonne "Technically inaccurate seeing as I never actually was his teacher." Adam "Likes a virgin! Also inaccurate, as I am a legendary swordsman!"
Adam "So, I hear that you're one of the Old Ones. Colour me impressed."
Adam "It's like the last days of Rome in here."
Michaela "I assume you're taking the piss?" Gestures to Regus' T-shirt. Regus "They started it."
Regus "I am the Vampire Recorder." Cutler "And there was me thinking that you had a really stupid name."
Griffin "Come on George, shake a leg, it's Thursday and you know what that means. Fajitas!!"
Seth "What the c.o.ck is that?" Annie "I'm a ghost actually." Seth "Can you pick stuff up and move it around, and walk from room to room?" Pause. George "I think you'll find most people can do that." Seth "Shut it Digby!!"
I know Annie and George are in there too, but that scene really showcases how funny Seth's lines are
as Herrick says "Even Seth knew that, and he used to point at planes."
I'm just gonna gush a few of my favourite villain quotes
Capt. Hatch "You know I've never known why your lot are so proud of Being Human, a monkey falls out of the tree and invents the digital watch. That's basically it isn't it?"
Mr Snow "I was planning on just taking the world, I didn't realise i needed you to give it to me." "Am I missing something here? Is he giving me a television set? Because i already have a television set the size of a bedsheet"
Annie: And what will you do to the world? Mr Snow: Pluck it apart. Like a child with a spider!
Herrick: “Alright Nana!!?” Nana: Yes! Herrick: Had an affair with Hitler didn’t you dear?!!” Nana: Oooh yess!!
Herrick: I heard you had some trouble with little kids recently. Mitchell: How did you know about that? Herrick: (looks down at own police uniform) What and all this time you’ve been thinking I’m a kissogram?
Ivan: You look like **** mate. Mitchell: You just smacked me in the face!!”
Mitchell: You should try going clean Ivan: Oh yes and then maybe one day I could look like **** too.
Cutler “As long as they know a werewolf baby is for life, not just for Christmas.”
